Plunger Unicorn

So I'm sitting on the couch watching old Laurel and Hardy clips with mom. All of a sudden they smack a guy in the head with a plunger and mom goes "LOOK THERE'S YOUR UNICORN" I couldn't find the exact clip but here's a clip from the episode and a plunger head man to give you an idea.

Toy Flag and Sheild Unicorn

Nothing like finding a unicorn in a toy box at a birthday party. THEY FIND ME! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.

Lois Einhorn (Unicorn)

If you read the first post of this blog you will find that I am interested in the subtle presence and innuendo of unicorns in movies. Einhorn is the German word for Unicorn. So flipping back and forth between Cinderella (the one with Brandy) and Ace Ventura: Pet Detective I heard EINHORN and looked up from my computer. An angry football player poses as a missing woman and the punchline after her reveal as really being a him is the vomiting police officers who all apparently made out with Einhorn. I'm considering calling the writing team for the movie to see if the chose "Unicorn" as hint that this person is gay.

Apology Unicorn

This picture is proof that a unicorn can solve anything. Even if the unicorn looks as though it has seen better days. I received a lovely apology letter from a good friend of mine with this image enclosed.

Sex Unicorn

Watching the history of sex on the history channel. The question for the common folk would be WHY is the unicorn relevant to sex? How do you catch a unicorn? Use a virgin as bait. Which means that a unicorn is more pure than a virgin. Imagine something more pure than the Virgin Mary.

Bring Me A Unicorn

I found this hiding on my bookshelf. So I started to read last night.

Facebook Stalking Unicorn

I'm not interested in forcing this. I want to naturally find a unicorn each day. On my way to posting an empty post with intentions of posting an image later, I stopped by facebook first. In my newsfeed I decided to investigate an image of a facebook friend wearing a Britney Spears t-shirt. I accidentally stumbled upon the "Mobile Uploads" album of a Miss Marie Madeleine Eife. I have never heard of this person before but we have 73 mutual friends. I am excited that my unicorn search has crossed paths with my experimental approach to my relationship with facebook.

Snow Unicorn

There you have it ladies and gentleman. The first unicorn of 2011. I found it appropriate to start the journey in unicorn country, Wanakena, NY. While I was working on the unicorn, focusing on its often misconstrued physical features the first unicorn question popped into my head, do unicorns have tails similar to lions? Scientific depictions show both horse tails and lion tails. If both exist than it suggests that there is not only one type of unicorn which shakes the foundations of the unicorn myths. While we are willing to except the range of dragons in existence are we ready for a plethora of unicorns?